The Onion: “Nation’s Indigenous People Confirm They Don’t Need Special Holiday, Just Large Swaths Of Land Returned Immediately”

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The Onion: “Justin Trudeau Explains Deep Spiritual Significance Of Oil Pipelines Through Indigenous Lands”

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The Onion: “Ruth Bader Ginsburg Suspended For Next 10 Rulings Following Supreme Court Bench-Clearing Brawl”

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The Onion: “David Bernhardt Denies Business Interests Influenced Yellowstone’s Name Change To Frito Lay Presents Doritos Flamin’ Hot Nacho National Park”

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The Onion: “Does Thanksgiving Glorify the Historical Slaughter of the Detroit Lions?”

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The Onion: “Kavanaugh Surprised Senate Not Questioning Fact He Never Went To Law School”

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