Humor

The Onion: “Newly Discovered Journal Entries Reveal Sacagawea’s Repeated Attempts To Ditch Lewis And Clark”

Matthew L.M. Fletcher

Here.

Onion: “Neil Gorsuch Vows To Interpret Constitution Using Scalia’s Original Intent”

Matthew L.M. Fletcher

Here.

Onion: “Justice Roberts Stops In Middle Of Oath Of Office To Remind Audience This Just His Job”

Matthew L.M. Fletcher

Here.

Clickhole: “7 Things All Law School Students Know To Be True”

Matthew L.M. Fletcher

Here.

My favorite:

Defense is shirts. Prosecution is skins: You only have to be laughed out of one mock trial to remember this.

Sherman Alexie’s Talk Last Friday for Pierce County Library in Washington State

Ann Tweedy

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As usual, Alexie was an incredible speaker. He had the audience of thousands at Clover Park Technical College in Lakewood, WA laughing and crying and then signed books until past 11 pm. More about the Library’s program is here.

Onion: Justice Alito Sent Down to Minors

Matthew L.M. Fletcher

Here is “Struggling Justice Alito Sent Down To Lower Federal Court.”

Previously, the Court unveiled its spring line: “Supreme Court Debuts New Spaghetti Strap Sun-Robes For Spring.”

The Onion: “Supreme Court Releases Young Scalia’s Audition Tape”

Matthew L.M. Fletcher

Here.

The Onion: “Pueblo Indians Can’t Keep Pace With Area Mom’s Appetite For Earthenware”

Matthew L.M. Fletcher

Here.