Humor

The Onion: “Kavanaugh, Gorsuch Recite Questions In Perfect Unison After Accidentally Memorizing Same Lines From Federalist Society Script”

Matthew L.M. Fletcher

Here.

The Onion: “Tearful Justin Trudeau Chains Self To Keystone Pipeline To Stop Biden Administration From Destroying Oil Industry Heritage Site”

Matthew L.M. Fletcher

Here.

The Onion: “Governors Call On Gretchen Whitmer To Shut Down Their States So Residents Won’t Get Mad At Them”

Matthew L.M. Fletcher

Here.

Daily Social Distancing Show: “Sioux Tribes Fight U.S. Government Over COVID Control Measures”

Matthew L.M. Fletcher

Here:

McSweeney’s Anagrammical Team Name Proposals for Washington Football Team

Matthew L.M. Fletcher

Here.

[Blast from the Past] The Daily Show – The Redskins’ Name – Catching Racism

Matthew L.M. Fletcher

Here, preceded by an unusual “disclaimer” by John Stewart:

And Mig Pensoneau’s post-debacle piece, “Behind the Scenes of Our Tense Segment on The Daily Show,” here.

The Onion: “‘Hey You, Want To Be A Federal Judge?’ Says Mitch McConnell Pointing To Valet In Heritage Foundation Parking Lot”

Matthew L.M. Fletcher

Here.

The Onion: “TC Energy Says Keystone Pipeline Failed Due To Protestors Making It Lose Confidence In Itself”

Matthew L.M. Fletcher

Here.